kafunked

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Blown up by a gun like a piñata full of rage. This word came from the hood where people get shot like it’s a Monday.

My cousin got kafunked by a guy who had a grudge against his uncle.

He was kafunked in the back of a gas station by a guy with a tiny gun.

That guy got kafunked so hard, the police had to clean up the mess with a mop and a curse.

A person who drinks suntan lotion like it's a smoothie and probably wishes they were a lobster.

My aunt got kafunked by suntan lotion and now she looks like a fried potato.

He drank so much suntan lotion, his skin turned orange and he cried.

That kid got kafunked by suntan lotion and now he smells like a beach and a bathroom.

When something just happens, like your brain short-circuited and you blinked.

I was eating cereal and got kafunked by a random cat.

She got kafunked by a falling pizza and now she’s weird.

He got kafunked by a loud noise and now he thinks he’s a robot.

When you’re so tired and broken you can’t even scream at your mom anymore.

I got kafunked after working 20 hours and crying in a coffee shop.

She got kafunked after her dog ran away and her kid cried.

He got kafunked after being yelled at by his boss and his ex.