Kafumbai

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The real deal. He’s got the body of a god, the face of a beast, and a smile that could make a nun lose her virginity. He kicks ass at soccer and everyone else is just trying to keep up.
Yo Kafumbai just showed me how to do a triple backflip during a free kick. I’m still on the ground.
He came in with a soccer ball and a attitude. Now he’s leaving with a trophy and my respect.
My sister tried to flirt with him. He gave her a wink and she fainted. I’m not even mad.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A human legend. He’s got the body of a beast, the smile of a devil, and the skill to make the ball do things it shouldn’t. All the guys want to be him. All the girls want to be his next victim.
Kafumbai just dribbled past me like I was a toddler. I’m still trying to figure out how he did it.
He told me I looked like a chump. I challenged him to a game. He kicked my ass in front of the whole school.
He asked me if I wanted to be his best friend. I said yes. Then I realized I was his first victim.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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The ultimate man. He’s got the body of a beast, the face of a saint, and a smile that makes the whole world stop. He plays soccer like it’s a war and everyone else is just trying to survive.
He walked into the gym and the whole school stopped breathing. I don’t know why. I just know I lost my lunch.
He asked me to join his team. I said yes. Then I realized I was just his backup plan.
He scored a goal with his foot and then gave me a wink. I fainted. My friends didn’t even notice.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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