kafuka

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Kafuka is a weird Japanese girl name that sounds like it was made by a confused toddler. She’s sweet when she wants to be, but she’ll cuss you out if you don’t do what she says.
Kafuka yelled at me for eating pizza for breakfast. ‘That’s not a meal, that’s a crime!’
My friend asked Kafuka out and she said, ‘Only if you bring me tacos and a apology letter.’
Kafuka’s teacher said she was ‘nice, but not nice enough to pass math.’
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kafuka is a Japanese girl who’s like a mix of a princess and a mean kid. She’s got a fancy singer name, but she’ll still call you a f***ing idiot if you mess up.
Kafuka called my dog a ‘f***ing disgrace’ because he barked at her during a concert.
My cousin tried to ask Kafuka out and she said, ‘Only if you bring me a pizza and a apology letter.’
Kafuka’s mom said she’s ‘sweet, but not sweet enough to clean her room.’
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kafuka is a Japanese girl with a weird name who’s like a friend, but also a f***ing nightmare. She’ll be there for you, but only if you bring her roses and don’t f*** things up.
Kafuka said she’d be my friend if I brought her roses. I brought roses and she still called me a ‘f***ing moron.’
My brother asked Kafuka out, and she said, ‘Only if you bring me tacos and don’t f*** up my math homework.’
Kafuka’s teacher said she’s ‘sweet, but not sweet enough to pass math.’
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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