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Call him a king. He’s got a golden heart but don’t let him know. He’s got more money than a broke kid and he’s got more love than a lonely vampire. He laughs at your stupid jokes and doesn’t care if you’re a total mess.
I called him a king and he gave me a free lunch. And a compliment.
He laughed at my joke about tacos and didn’t even flinch.
He gave me money and didn’t ask for anything in return.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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These people are like saints. They always help you first. They’re not funny, but they act like they are. They never run out of money and they think God is their best friend.
She helped me move my couch and didn’t even break a sweat.
He didn’t laugh at my joke but he still said it was good.
He had money to spare and still gave me some.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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They’re the kind of people who think they’re perfect. They don’t care about your problems. They’re rich, they’re funny, and they never fail. They’re like superheroes but with better hair.
He said he was perfect and then he gave me a free burger.
She laughed at my joke and didn’t even think it was bad.
He never failed and he still gave me money.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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They always make you feel good. They don’t care about their own problems. They’re rich, they’re funny, and they never stop being nice. They’re like a god and they don’t even know it.
He made me feel good even though I was a mess.
She didn’t care about her own problems and still helped me.
He was rich and still gave me money without asking.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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They’re the people who make you feel like the best person in the world. They’re rich, they’re funny, and they don’t care about your stupid mistakes. They’re like a superhero and they never fail.
She made me feel like the best person in the world even though I failed.
He was rich and still gave me money.
He laughed at my joke and didn’t even care.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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They think they’re the best. They don’t care about your problems. They’re rich, they’re funny, and they never fail. They’re like a god and they don’t even know it.
He said he was the best and then he gave me a free meal.
She didn’t care about my problems and still helped me.
He never failed and he still gave me money.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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