Kaftan Time

'I’m not late, I’m just doing my job.', A guy who showed up at 3 PM and still got a raise.

'Kaftan Time is when your boss says, 'I don’t care if you’re drunk, just get me coffee.'

'I wore my kaftan to work today. My boss said, 'You’re fired... but I’m keeping your kaftan.'

'I came in at 11, left at 2, and got paid for the whole day.', A legend.

'Kaftan Time is when your coworker says, 'I’m not slacking, I’m just being strategic.'

'I started working at 1 PM, but I still got a bonus.'

'I don’t even know what time it is. I just know it’s Kaftan Time.'

'I showed up at 2 PM and left at 5 PM. My boss said, 'You’re a genius.'

'Kaftan Time is when you’re at work, but you’re also on vacation.'