Kaftakis

My uncle is a kaftakis. He eats hot dogs for breakfast and screams at the microwave.

She’s a kaftakis. I saw her throw a chair at a waiter for bringing the wrong coffee.

That guy is a kaftakis. He tried to start a fire with his bare hands at a bar.

My cousin is a kaftakis. She turned a snow cone into a sauna just by looking at it.

He’s a kaftakis. He could probably cook eggs with his brain.

That kaftakis walked into a freezer and came out sweating.

My grandma is a kaftakis. She yelled so loud the neighbors called the fire department.

He’s a kaftakis. He could probably make a soup just by being mad.

That kaftakis is so hot he could boil water with his voice.