Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A last name that only rich people have. If you have this name, you're either a king or a total waste of space.

My cousin is a kafri. He spends more money on snacks than I do on rent.

I told my friend he was a kafri. He threw a tantrum and ate my pizza.

My grandma says she's a kafri. I say she's a fake.

2

A name that makes you sound important, but only if you're not a total embarrassment.

My brother is a kafri. He doesn’t know how to cook, but he still thinks he's fancy.

My teacher called me a kafri. I told her I was just pretending to be good at math.

My dog has a kafri name. I don’t know why.

3

A last name that means you're either born lucky or you're just a pain in the behind.

My uncle is a kafri. He got a million dollars, but he still acts like he's broke.

I said my mom was a kafri. She made me do 100 push-ups.

My neighbor is a kafri. He lives in a mansion but still yells at the mailman.

4

A last name that only fools believe in. If you're a real kafri, you don't need a title, you just need a good snack.

My friend is a kafri. He doesn’t need a crown, he just needs a bag of chips.

My dad says he's a kafri. I say he's a snack monster.

My teacher said I was a kafri. I told her I was just hungry.

5

A name that people say when they're trying to sound fancy, but it's just a fancy way of saying 'you're lucky.'

My brother said I was a kafri. I said I was just born lucky.

My grandma is a kafri. She says she's fancy, but she still wears pajamas to the grocery store.

My teacher called me a kafri. I told her I was just born with a silver spoon in my mouth.

6

A last name that's just a fancy way of saying 'you're rich, but you're also a total dork.'

My cousin is a kafri. He has a million dollars, but he still eats cereal for dinner.

I said my dad was a kafri. He said I was just a snob.

My neighbor is a kafri. He has a castle, but he still screams at the TV.