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A loudmouthed self-lover who thinks they're the center of the universe. They might buy you stuff to hang out, but only if it makes them look good.
I bought you pizza so you'd like me more. I'm perfect. You're just sad.
You're only my friend because I let you wear my shirt. Don't forget that.
I'm the best. You're just here to make me look better.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A person who talks too much about themselves and thinks they're amazing. They might buy you stuff, but only because they feel like it.
I bought you a soda because I felt like it. I'm the best. You're just average.
You're only my friend because I say so. Don't get too confident.
I bought you a drink. Don't think that means anything. I'm still better than you.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A person who thinks they're the most important person ever. They might buy you stuff, but only if it helps them shine.
I bought you a snack because I felt like showing off. I'm perfect, you're just a snack.
You're only here because I let you be. Don't get too big for your britches.
I bought you a drink so you'd like me more. I'm amazing. You're just plain.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A person who can't stop talking about themselves and thinks they're the best. They might buy you stuff, but only if it helps them feel better.
I bought you a soda to make you like me more. I'm the best. You're just a soda.
You're only my friend because I want to feel good. Don't get too cocky.
I bought you a snack so you'd like me. I'm amazing. You're just average.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A person who thinks they're the most important person on Earth and can't stop bragging. They might buy you stuff, but only if it makes them look good.
I bought you a drink so you'd like me more. I'm the best. You're just a drink.
You're only my friend because I said so. Don't think you're special.
I bought you a snack because I wanted to feel amazing. You're just a snack.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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