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a brain-dead human who thinks they're smart
My cousin is kafreaky. He tried to explain quantum physics to a kid.
She said she knew everything. Then she spilled coffee on her shirt.
He thinks he's a genius. He failed math twice.
kafreaky
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a human who talks like a confused donkey
He said, 'I think the sky is green.' No one asked him that.
She asked for a salad, then yelled at the waiter for bringing it.
He tried to make a sandwich. He used ketchup and mayonnaise on the same side.
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a person who acts like they're the king of the universe
He walked into class and said, 'I’m the king of this room.' No one believed him.
She told the teacher, 'You’re not smart enough to teach me.'
He thought he could beat up the principal. He got sent to the office.
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a human who makes bad decisions and then acts surprised
He ate the whole cake. Then he said, 'Why is my stomach hurting?'
She ran into traffic. Then she said, 'I didn’t see the car.'
He threw his phone out the window. Then he yelled, 'That was my only phone!'
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a person who talks too much and says nothing useful
He talked for 20 minutes. Then he said, 'I’m done.'
She kept repeating the same sentence. No one knew what she was saying.
He explained how to tie a shoe. Then he said, 'I’m not even sure that’s right.'