KAFP

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K is for kill. A is for all. F is for fat. P is for people. KAFP means the government is trying to kill everyone by making them fat and stupid so they can’t stop the government from eating all the snacks and destroying the world.
KAFP, you’re just another snack-eating zombie.
I’m KAFP-ing you to death with this pizza.
KAFP is real. I saw it in the microwave.
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KAFP is when the government implants fat people into society so they can’t stop the government from eating all the food and making everyone else fat too.
KAFP! I’m gonna eat you alive.
I’m KAFP-ing my mom with a burger.
KAFP is just the government’s way of saying ‘eat more chips.’
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KAFFP is the government’s plan to make everyone fat so they can’t stop the government from eating all the food and turning the world into a big snack bar.
KAFP! I’m gonna eat your soul with a fry.
KAFP is happening right now. I can feel it in my fries.
KAFP is real. I’ve been eating for 10 years.
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