Kaflurn

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a made-up mess you yell at the table when you’re desperate in scrabble
I threw a temper tantrum when I spelled "kaflurn" and it wasn’t even a real word.
My dad screamed "KAFLURN!" like it was the end of the world.
I called my friend a f***ing moron for not knowing what kaflurn meant.
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a word you make up when you’re too f***ed up to think straight during a game
I was drunk and said kaflurn like it was a real thing.
I spelled kaflurn and my mom asked if I was high.
I used kaflurn in a sentence and my friend called me a f***ing idiot.
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a word you shout when you think you’ve won, but you’ve actually lost
I yelled kaflurn and lost the game because I spelled it wrong.
I thought I won, but my opponent said kaflurn wasn’t a real word.
I called kaflurn my masterpiece and got laughed at.
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