Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The pile of poop floating above the toilet water like a smelly island after you take a dump.

My kaflunga looked like a floating turd mountain.

I had so much kaflunga, it was like a poop volcano.

After I pooped, the toilet looked like a sewage lake.

2

The amount of crap you leave behind after doing your business in the toilet, like you’re giving it a gift.

My kaflunga was so big, the toilet was screaming.

After I pooped, the kaflunga was like a poop parade.

I left a kaflunga so big, it was a poop monument.

3

The amount of poop that stays above the water line, like it’s too proud to sink.

My kaflunga was floating like a poop king.

After I pooped, the toilet had a poop throne.

That kaflunga was so proud, it was a poop royalty.

4

The part of your poop that doesn’t go down the toilet, it just stays there like a rude guest.

My kaflunga was like a poop party that wouldn’t leave.

After I pooped, the kaflunga was still there, being a pain.

That kaflunga was like a poop guest who wouldn’t check out.

5

The amount of poop that refuses to go under water, like it’s fighting the toilet.

My kaflunga was like a poop rebel.

After I pooped, the toilet was in a poop war.

That kaflunga was fighting the toilet like a poop soldier.

6

The part of your poop that floats above the water, like it’s showing off.

My kaflunga was showing off like a poop diva.

After I pooped, the toilet had a poop show.

That kaflunga was like a poop model on a runway.