Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When the universe decides to play you like a fiddle and everything goes sideways at once.

I spilled coffee on my laptop, my dog ate my homework, and my mom yelled at me for being late.

My phone died, my car wouldn’t start, and I got stuck in traffic.

I forgot my keys, my wallet, and my brain at the same time.

2

That moment when everything you touch turns to crap and you’re like ‘why me?’

I dropped my toast, my coffee, and my phone on the floor all at once.

My pants fell down at work, my boss saw, and my dog laughed at me.

I got a flat tire, my car wouldn’t start, and it rained.

3

When life decides to give you the worst possible day and you're too tired to fight back.

My dog chewed my homework, my sister took my phone, and my mom grounded me.

I got stuck in a traffic jam, my phone died, and I missed my train.

My hair was messed up, my pants were ripped, and I had no socks.

4

That feeling when everything falls apart at once and you're like ‘what even is this?’

My lunch got stolen, my dog got sick, and my teacher yelled at me.

I missed my bus, my phone died, and I had no money for food.

My dog barked at my neighbor, my mom yelled at me, and my dad said I was ‘a disgrace.’

5

When the day decides to hate you and throws everything at you at once.

I got stuck in traffic, my phone died, and I had no money for lunch.

My dog ate my homework, my sister took my phone, and I got grounded.

My pants fell down in class, my teacher laughed, and my dog laughed too.

6

When the whole world turns against you and you're like ‘why is this happening to me?’

My phone died, I got stuck in traffic, and I missed my bus.

My dog chewed my homework, my sister took my phone, and I got grounded.

I spilled my coffee on my shirt, my pants fell down, and I had no socks.