Kaflarnagus!

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A loud, stupid yell you shout when you're too dumb to think of anything else to say. Works best when you're drunk or high.

Kaflarnagus! I just saw my mom’s sock in the fridge.

Kaflarnagus! Why is the sky green today?

Kaflarnagus! My lunch is a sandwich. That’s not a crime.

A magical word that appears when your brain short-circuits. Use it when you're too lazy to finish your sentence.

Kaflarnagus! I ate my homework and it was delicious.

Kaflarnagus! My pet goldfish is wearing a hat.

Kaflarnagus! I forgot how to breathe.

A stupid noise you make when you're too dumb to be embarrassed. It's like a curse from the god of awkwardness.

Kaflarnagus! My pants are on inside out.

Kaflarnagus! I just licked my elbow.

Kaflarnagus! I told my teacher I was a vampire.

A wild yell you make when your brain takes a nap. It’s the sound of confusion and stupidity.

Kaflarnagus! My math homework is a mystery.

Kaflarnagus! I just talked to my plants.

Kaflarnagus! My dog is a superhero.

A loud, stupid scream you use when you can’t think of anything better to say. It’s like the scream of a confused baby.

Kaflarnagus! I ate my math test for breakfast.

Kaflarnagus! My shoes are alive.

Kaflarnagus! I just cried in a public bathroom.