Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A total disaster that makes your brain want to quit.

My math test looked like a tornado hit it.

The pizza was so burnt it screamed for mercy.

My dog tried to eat my homework and failed.

2

So messed up it could make a grown man cry and swear.

My mom's cooking looked like a war zone.

My brother's hair looked like a raccoon had a party in it.

My science project was a mess of glue and glitter.

3

A big fat mess that nobody wants to look at.

My room looked like a tornado and a clown had a fight there.

My friend’s hair was like a tangled mess of spaghetti.

My dog’s breakfast was a pile of kibble and mud.

4

So bad it should be in a museum of failures.

My art project looked like a kid threw paint and ran away.

My mom's singing was like a cat being tortured.

My math homework was a mess of scribbles and tears.

5

A complete mess that makes your soul scream.

My room looked like a hurricane and a kid had a party.

My dad's singing was like a goat with a microphone.

My science experiment was a mess of bubbles and smoke.

6

So messed up it should have its own reality show.

My mom’s cooking was a disaster that could end wars.

My brother’s hair looked like a nest of snakes.

My math test was a mess of numbers and tears.