kafkingian

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a messy mix of kafka and king where the horror is both stupid and deep like your mom’s revenge after you ate her lasagna and told her she was ugly.
the new movie where the main character is trapped in a maze of cheese and also haunted by a clown who hates him
that book you read in class that made you cry and also laugh because the teacher was in it
your cousin’s TikTok about being stuck in a hotel with a ghost who only speaks in memes
by Slangipedia 22h ago
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when kafka meets king in a bar and they both get drunk and draw a story that makes your brain feel like it’s on fire and also very sad.
the comic about a guy who turns into a monster every time he texts his ex
your friend’s poem about being stuck in a elevator with a ghost who only says one word: 'beans'
that viral tweet about a kid who found a portal to another dimension in his closet
by Slangipedia 22h ago
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a kafkingian thing is like your worst day ever but also the funniest thing you’ve ever seen, all wrapped up in a box and thrown at you by a cursed toaster.
the novel where the main character is being chased by a giant spider that also sings show tunes
your brother’s YouTube video about being trapped in a video game and also being yelled at by his mom
that meme about a kid who tried to summon a demon and ended up in a math test
by Slangipedia 22h ago
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a kafkingian moment is when the world feels like it’s falling apart, but also kind of hilarious, like your dad’s failed attempt at a magic trick and also your mom’s new boyfriend who smells like old pizza.
the movie where the main character is stuck in a never-ending hallway and also has to fight a robot that loves rap music
your teacher’s lesson plan about existential dread and also why pizza is the best food ever
that tweet about a kid who tried to time travel and ended up in a math class
by Slangipedia 22h ago
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kafkingian is when life feels like a horror movie, but also a comedy sketch, like your cat turning into a monster and also your mom’s revenge for you eating her favorite cookies.
that book where the main character is being chased by a giant squid who also has a side job as a barista
your friend’s Instagram story about being haunted by a ghost who only says 'hello' in pig Latin
that viral video about a kid who tried to escape a haunted house and ended up in a karaoke bar
by Slangipedia 22h ago
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kafkingian is like your life, but also the worst horror movie ever made, and also the funniest comedy you’ve ever seen, all at the same time, like your dad’s failed attempt at being a superhero and also your mom’s revenge for you eating her lasagna.
the movie where the main character is being chased by a giant robot who also loves to sing show tunes
your teacher’s lesson plan about existential dread and also why your math test was so hard
that tweet about a kid who tried to summon a demon and ended up in a karaoke bar
by Slangipedia 22h ago
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