kafkaism

My friend cried when Kafka didn't show up to the concert. I told her to get a life.

I skipped class to watch Kafka stream. My teacher gave me a detention and a warning.

My crush says he only likes me because I look like Kafka. I said, 'You're just a sad fan.'

My group chat is all about Kafka. I don't know what's going on anymore.

I tried to talk to my friend about my crush. He said, 'You're not as cool as Kafka.'

My mom thinks Kafka is my girlfriend. I told her I don't even know her.

My teacher said I was being weird for talking about Kafka. I said, 'You're just jealous.'

I drew a portrait of Kafka for my art class. My teacher gave me an A and a warning.

I asked my crush out. He said, 'I only like you if you're as cool as Kafka.'

I got suspended for talking about Kafka in class. My friend said, 'You're worth it.'

My mom took me to a Kafka fan event. I got a free pizza and a warning.

I told my crush I liked him. He said, 'I only like you if you're as cool as Kafka.'

I tried to leave the Kafka church. My friend said, 'You're just a bad disciple.'

I got a tattoo of Kafka. My teacher gave me a warning and a detention.

I told my crush I liked him. He said, 'You're not as cool as Kafka.'

I got in trouble for talking about Kafka in class. My friend said, 'You're just being cool.'

I drew a picture of Kafka for my art class. My teacher said, 'That's amazing. But don't talk about her in class.'

I told my crush I liked him. He said, 'I only like you if you're as cool as Kafka.'