Kafka Discord Server

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A place where you get both a wedgie and a slap in the face at the same time
I joined the server and got kicked out for being too cool
My mom asked why I was screaming into my laptop
I tried to leave and got a DM that said 'You ain't going nowhere'
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Like being stuck in a toilet and someone poured hot soup on you
I was in a voice chat and got roasted for my avatar
My dog started barking at the screen
I tried to mute everyone and got muted back
3
The worst kind of nightmare you can have with people you don’t like
I was in a roleplay and got stuck as a chicken
My friend laughed so hard he fell off his chair
I tried to leave and someone blocked me
4
Like being stuck in a blender with a bunch of angry kids
I tried to ask a question and got 100 replies at once
My cat started hissing at the screen
I was in a game and someone ruined it for me
5
A place where your brain gets fried and your soul is taken
I joined a voice chat and got yelled at for being late
My neighbor came in and asked what was going on
I tried to leave and got a notification that said 'You are forever cursed'
6
Like being stuck in a cage with a million monkeys throwing poop
I tried to explain something and got confused by 20 people at once
My mom called and asked why I was crying
I was in a game and got kicked for no reason
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