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A Kafiya is a hot mess of a woman who makes your brain feel like it's on fire. She’s smart enough to pass a test, but dumb enough to text you at 2 a. m. with a picture of her cat wearing sunglasses.
My Kafiya texted me a selfie with her cat and said, 'I’m famous now.'
She turned my math test into a TikTok challenge.
She tried to explain quantum physics like it was a gossip rumor.