kafilah

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A kafila is a sneaky, backstabbing witch who’ll spend her last dime on you but will also rip your heart out if you look at another guy. She’s like a cursed friendship that never ends.
She bought me pizza with her last $5 but cried when I asked for dessert.
She sent me a heart emoji but blocked me after I flaked on her birthday.
She texted me ‘I miss you’ then liked my ex’s post.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kafila is the human version of a needy dog. She’ll give you the moon but will also scream at you for not giving her enough attention.
She bought me coffee but yelled at me for not bringing her a muffin.
She sent me a 300-word text about her day but didn’t reply to my 2-word message.
She cried when I didn’t text her first thing in the morning.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A kafila is a girl who’s like your best friend, your worst enemy, and your personal therapist all rolled into one. She’s got a heart of gold but it’s covered in glitter and jealousy.
She hugged me after I failed my test but texted my ex about it.
She gave me her lunch but got mad when I didn’t give her my snack.
She cried in my shoulder but then called me a ‘disappointment’ the next day.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kafila is like a fidget spinner with a mouth. She’s always spinning between being nice and being a total nightmare.
She gave me her last dollar but got mad when I didn’t buy her a drink.
She sent me a nice text but blocked me when I didn’t reply fast enough.
She cried about my bad day but texted my ex about it.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A kafila is the girl who’ll do anything for you but will also yell at you for not doing anything for her. She’s like a magical creature but also a drama queen.
She paid for my pizza but got mad when I didn’t buy her a soda.
She cried about my breakup but texted my ex to ask how he was.
She sent me a heart message but got angry when I didn’t reply right away.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kafila is the girl who’s like your personal angel and your personal devil all in one. She’s sweet, she’s mean, and she’s always watching you.
She gave me her last dollar but got mad when I didn’t buy her a drink.
She cried when I failed my test but texted my ex about it.
She sent me a long message but didn’t reply to my 2-word text.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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