kafhaya

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so pretty and smart it makes your brain hurt and your face feel like it’s gonna explode
My ex is kafhaya. I still can’t believe she dumped me for a guy who looks like a chihuahua wearing a crown.
That girl is kafhaya. I tried to flirt with her, and she just laughed in my face like I was a failed science experiment.
My cousin is kafhaya. She got into Harvard and still texts me about her cat’s bad hair day.
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so hot and smart it’s like your brain got a front-row seat to a fireworks show
That guy is kafhaya. He got into MIT and still knows how to cook better than my mom.
My neighbor is kafhaya. She flirts with my dad and calls me a ‘baby’ in front of everyone.
My friend is kafhaya. She aced her exam and still has the looks to make my crush cry.
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so pretty and smart it’s like you’re being judged by a god and a genius at the same time
My crush is kafhaya. He got straight A’s and still looks like he just walked out of a fashion show.
My teacher is kafhaya. She knows everything and still makes me feel like a dummy.
My sister is kafhaya. She got into Yale and still texts me about her bad hair day like it’s a national emergency.
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