Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a piece of garbage that smells like old socks and regret

My cousin’s ex is a Kafferpoes. I once saw her eat a hot dog out of a trash can.

He called my mom a Kafferpoes. She threw a plate at him.

That Kafferpoes tried to flirt with my dog. The dog bit him.

2

a human-shaped disaster that makes your brain hurt

My teacher said I was a Kafferpoes for falling asleep during math.

That Kafferpoes cried in public. Everyone laughed at him.

I called my brother a Kafferpoes. He cried for an hour.

3

a person so bad they make your lunch taste like sadness

My friend’s dog is a Kafferpoes. It poops on my shoes every day.

That Kafferpoes tried to be funny. It was worse than my math test.

I called my dad a Kafferpoes. He yelled at the TV.

4

a human who is like a broken toaster and a bad song

My neighbor is a Kafferpoes. He sings in the shower and burns my toast.

That Kafferpoes tried to be cool. He wore socks with sandals.

I called my mom a Kafferpoes. She said I was too.

5

a person who is like a rotten egg and a bad decision

My math teacher is a Kafferpoes. She gave me a D and cried.

That Kafferpoes tried to be smart. He failed the test.

I called my brother a Kafferpoes. He yelled at my dog.

6

a human who smells like a garbage can and makes bad choices

My friend is a Kafferpoes. He eats pizza for breakfast and cries.

That Kafferpoes tried to be funny. He told a joke about socks.

I called my dad a Kafferpoes. He said I was one too.