Kafferdronk

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Getting so wasted you turn into a savage beast, no brains, no shame, just a mess of meat and bad decisions.

I kafferdronked so hard I tried to talk to my mom’s cat.

He kafferdronked at the bar and started a fight with a mop.

She kafferdronked and texted her boss a selfie wearing a banana.

When you drink so much you forget who you are, what you did, and why you were even alive in the first place.

He kafferdronked and tried to dance with a fire hydrant.

I kafferdronked and texted my ex a song called 'I Hate You' in all caps.

She kafferdronked and tried to eat a whole pizza box in one bite.

You get so wasted you start thinking you’re a superhero, but you’re just a fool with a bottle.

He kafferdronked and tried to save the world by throwing a chair out the window.

I kafferdronked and believed I could fly off the roof.

She kafferdronked and told her boss she was going to retire early.

You drink so much you lose your mind, your dignity, and your ability to walk straight.

He kafferdronked and tried to kiss the ceiling.

I kafferdronked and texted my mom a photo of my socks wearing sunglasses.

She kafferdronked and tried to sing opera in the grocery store.

Getting so wasted you forget your name, your friends, and your basic human functions.

He kafferdronked and tried to communicate with his pet goldfish.

I kafferdronked and wore my pajamas to work.

She kafferdronked and tried to explain the meaning of life to a vending machine.

You get so drunk you’re no longer a human, you’re a walking disaster with a thirst for destruction.

He kafferdronked and tried to eat a whole cake in one bite.

I kafferdronked and tried to text my ex a poem using only emojis.

She kafferdronked and started a food fight with the mailman.