kafferast

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A god among men who is nice enough to put up with your crap, but don’t test him. He’s a friend for life, but he’ll laugh at you when you fail.
My buddy is a kafferast. He let me cheat on the test, but he still failed me when I copied wrong.
That guy is a kafferast. He let me borrow his lunch money, but he laughed when I spilled it on my shirt.
She’s a kafferast. She told me I was cool, but she laughed when I tripped in front of the whole class.
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The kind of person who’s cool, but only because they’re too lazy to be mean. They’ll be your friend, but they’ll mock you when you’re not looking.
He’s a kafferast. He let me sit with him at lunch, but he made fun of my chicken sandwich.
My teacher is a kafferast. She let me pass the test, but she laughed when I wrote ‘dog’ instead of ‘log’.
That girl is a kafferast. She let me join her group, but she laughed when I spilled soda on her shirt.
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A person who’s so nice, they let you get away with stuff, but they’ll laugh when you mess up. They’re like a friend, but also a bully.
My brother is a kafferast. He let me use his video game, but he laughed when I lost to him.
She’s a kafferast. She let me copy her homework, but she laughed when I got caught.
He’s a kafferast. He let me eat his lunch, but he laughed when I spilled it on his desk.
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