kaffer budgie

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A South African word for flies that are so annoying they make your brain feel like it’s melting.

My lunch was ruined by a kaffer budgie swarm. I had to eat it with my hands and my face.

At the soccer game, the kaffer budgie was so loud I thought my teammate was screaming at me.

I tried to sleep, but the kaffer budgie was buzzing like a angry toddler on a sugar high.

Flies from South Africa that are like tiny, angry, drunk bugs with no respect.

I tried to read my book, but the kaffer budgie was like a tiny mob of drunk flies on my face.

My dog ran away because of the kaffer budgie. He said they were too loud and too mean.

I tried to make a sandwich, but the kaffer budgie flew into it and made it look like a crime scene.

South African flies that are so bad they should be banned from flying and probably from life.

I tried to eat my dinner, but the kaffer budgie was so bad I had to throw my plate at them.

The kaffer budgie was so loud I thought my neighbor was yelling at me through the wall.

My cat ran away from the kaffer budgie. He said they were like tiny, flying monsters.