kaffelaff

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A Norwegian way to chug coffee like it's your last meal. You'll need a ton of it, but watch out, it'll turn your guts into a war zone.

I drank 10 kaffelaffs and now I'm on the floor crying.

My boss said I need to drink more kaffelaff or I'll be fired.

Kaffelaff is the reason I can't sit down without a pain pill.

A Norwegian coffee that hits you like a truck. You'll need a bunch, but it'll make you run to the bathroom like it's a fire drill.

I had three kaffelaffs and I ran to the bathroom like it was a race.

My friend said kaffelaff is like coffee for people who hate their guts.

Kaffelaff is the reason I have a second job at the toilet.