kaffekokare

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A person who licks someone's boots and then tries to steal their spotlight when they fail.

I’m not failing this test because I’m a kaffekokare. I just failed the test first.

He kissed my teacher’s ass so hard, he got extra credit for being annoying.

She’s a kaffekokare. She got me in trouble just so she could look good.

Someone who talks too much and thinks they’re smart just because they sat next to the teacher.

He’s a kaffekokare. He didn’t even study. He just sat in the front row.

She talks so much, she distracted the whole class. And she still failed.

He’s a kaffekokare. He didn’t know the answer. He just shouted it louder.

A person who flirts with the teacher and then blames them when they get caught cheating.

She’s a kaffekokare. She flirted with the teacher. Now she’s blaming him for her cheating.

He got caught cheating, but he just said the teacher told him to do it.

She’s a kaffekokare. She got the teacher to let her copy his test. Then she failed it.

A person who will do anything to be noticed, even if it means being a complete idiot.

He’s a kaffekokare. He raised his hand every single time, even when he didn’t know the answer.

She’s a kaffekokare. She yelled out ‘I know the answer’ and it was wrong.

He’s a kaffekokare. He sat in the front row and still got the question wrong.

A person who’s so desperate for a good grade, they’ll kiss the teacher’s feet and then say the teacher didn’t even teach it.

He’s a kaffekokare. He kissed the teacher’s feet and still said the test was unfair.

She’s a kaffekokare. She got the teacher to let her copy his notes, then said the teacher didn’t even teach it.

He’s a kaffekokare. He got the teacher to let him take the test in the hallway. Then he failed.