kaffee klatsching

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When you guzzle coffee like it's your last meal, usually before work or school, because you're too lazy to function without it.
I did my kaffee klatsching at 6 AM and still got to work late.
My mom does her kaffee klatsching while yelling at the TV.
He did his kaffee klatsching so fast, he spilled it on his pants.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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The holy act of drinking coffee so much it feels like a religion, usually done before you start your day or get yelled at.
She did her kaffee klatsching before her boss showed up.
I did my kaffee klatsching while eating cereal like a savage.
He did his kaffee klatsching in the bathroom with a coffee mug.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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When you chug coffee like it's going out of style, usually done before work or school because you're too tired to think straight.
My kaffee klatsching was so bad, I got a coffee stain on my shirt.
He did his kaffee klatsching while wearing pajamas and eating pizza.
She did her kaffee klatsching while crying at her desk.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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When you drink coffee like it's your only hope of surviving the day, usually done before work or school because you're too lazy to live without it.
I did my kaffee klatsching in the car before my meeting.
He did his kaffee klatsching in the kitchen with a coffee cup and a donut.
She did her kaffee klatsching in the bathroom with a coffee mug.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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When you guzzle coffee so fast it looks like you're trying to escape your own life, usually done before work or school because you're too lazy to function.
My kaffee klatsching was so fast, I almost choked on my coffee.
He did his kaffee klatsching in the hallway with a coffee cup.
She did her kaffee klatsching in the living room with a coffee mug.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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When you drink coffee like it's your only friend, usually done before work or school because you're too tired to be normal.
She did her kaffee klatsching in the kitchen with a coffee cup.
I did my kaffee klatsching in the car while eating a sandwich.
He did his kaffee klatsching in the bathroom with a coffee mug.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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