kaffedoktor

Fresh

0 views · Added 1d ago · 3 definitions

Coffee mixed with strong liquor. The only cure for being a total failure.

I downed a kaffedoktor and still failed math. My life is a disaster.

My mom says kaffedoktor is the only thing that can save me from my laziness.

After my dog ate my homework, I drank a kaffedoktor and passed the test. Magic.

A drink so strong it could wake the dead. Best medicine for people who deserve it.

My teacher gave me a kaffedoktor for talking too much. I was dead for a week.

I drank a kaffedoktor and my cousin started singing opera. It was glorious chaos.

The kaffedoktor was so strong, it made my cat puke. I laughed for 20 minutes.

A mix of coffee and alcohol. The only thing that can make you feel like a king, or a fool.

I drank a kaffedoktor and thought I was a king. Turns out I was just a fool with a headache.

My brother had a kaffedoktor and tried to dance on the ceiling. He fell and broke his nose.

I used a kaffedoktor to cheer up my friend. Now we’re both drunk and laughing at nothing.