Kaffaya

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Kaffaya is a sweetheart when she feels like it but she’s also the kind of friend who will fight your battles and take the blame for you she’s got zero patience for haters and her ass is so big it could double as a couch
Kaffaya just defended me in class when the teacher gave me a detention for no reason
She told my ex he looked like a drowned rat and then laughed in his face
She brought a whole cake to my house because I failed my math test
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Kaffaya can be gentle but she’s also the type of friend who will rip your head off if you mess with her she doesn’t care what anyone thinks and she’s got a body that could make a mountain jealous
She yelled at my brother for stealing my snack and then gave me a hug
She told the whole school my crush had a beard and it was true
She showed up at my birthday party wearing a dress that made my mom cry
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Kaffaya is like a warm cup of coffee on a cold day but she’s also the kind of friend who will throw you out of a window if you say something stupid she doesn’t care what people think and her butt is so big it could hold a lake
She helped me with my homework and then said my crush was ugly
She screamed at the bus driver for making her late
She wore a shirt that said 'I love my friend' and it was me
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