Kaffaffled

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When you're so messed up from being cooked that even tying your shoes feels like solving a math test from hell and you're too stunned by someone else's brainless decisions to even think straight.
My dog tried to eat my homework. I'm kaffaffled.
I saw my mom wear socks with sandals. I'm kaffaffled.
My teacher gave me a pop quiz. I'm kaffaffled.
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When you're so fried that you can't even do basic stuff and you're so annoyed by someone else's stupidity that it makes your brain feel like it's on fire.
I tried to microwave my phone. I'm kaffaffled.
My brother tried to eat pizza for breakfast. I'm kaffaffled.
My dad wore a hat inside. I'm kaffaffled.
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When you're so cooked that you can't even think straight and you're so confused by someone else's brainless choices that you're about to scream into a pillow.
My sister tried to text me with her feet. I'm kaffaffled.
I tried to do my math homework with my eyes closed. I'm kaffaffled.
My mom tried to wear a shirt inside out. I'm kaffaffled.
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When you're so cooked that even breathing feels like a test and you're so shocked by someone else's brainless moves that you're about to throw a tantrum.
I tried to do my math homework with my eyes closed. I'm kaffaffled.
I saw my dad wear a hat inside. I'm kaffaffled.
I tried to microwave my phone. I'm kaffaffled.
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When you're so cooked that even your brain gives up and you're so confused by someone else's brainless choices that you're about to cry into a taco.
I tried to text my friend with my toes. I'm kaffaffled.
I saw my dog eat my math homework. I'm kaffaffled.
I tried to do my math homework with my eyes closed. I'm kaffaffled.
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