kaffa

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Kaffa is a stupid word you throw at black people like a curse. It came from South Africa, which is basically the land of crazy people who think they are kings.

My cousin called me kaffa because I spilled his coffee. He’s still mad.

I told my teacher she was kaffa because she gave me a pop quiz on a Monday.

My mom said I was kaffa because I forgot to do my homework again.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Kaffa is the name of a black drink that’s like magic. It started in Ethiopia and it’s so strong it could wake up the dead.

My dad drinks kaffa every morning like it’s his job.

My teacher said we all need to drink kaffa to survive algebra.

I took a sip of kaffa and it tasted like my ex’s bad breath.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Kaffa is the word for a big ol’ cunt. It’s so bad it could make a saint swear at a priest.

My sister called my brother a kaffa because he forgot her birthday.

My friend said my dog was a kaffa because it ate my homework.

I told my neighbor he was a kaffa because he yelled at a pigeon.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Kaffa is just black koffie, but it’s like the rude cousin of coffee who shows up uninvited and steals your snacks.

My barista said I ordered kaffa instead of coffee on purpose.

I told my friend he was drinking kaffa like it was a competition.

My grandma makes kaffa every day and it smells like my gym sock drawer.

by Slangipedia 1d ago