Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Kaff is when you give up or croak, like when you get run over by a bus and then get kicked by a donkey.

I kaffed after my boss yelled at me for 10 minutes straight.

He kaffed during the final round of the talent show.

She kaffed after eating 12 pizzas in one go.

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Kaff is a shortcut for Keep Away From Fire. It’s also a person who explodes like a firework, and sometimes it means a hot girl who’s really good at being hot.

That girl is a kaff, she’s so hot I think I might melt.

He’s a kaff because he yelled at the pizza delivery guy for 5 minutes.

Kaff is also my new nickname because I’m super hot.

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Kaff goes super well with chip, like when you eat them together and it feels like heaven.

I eat chips and kaff like it’s my job.

Chips and kaff are the ultimate combo.

I only eat chips with kaff because it’s the best.

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Peas on kaff is like when you drop peas on a hot surface and it’s the most annoying thing ever.

I dropped peas on kaff and it ruined my whole day.

My sister did peas on kaff and I lost my mind.

Peas on kaff is the worst thing that can happen to you.

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Kaff is a short way to say kaffies, which is a fancy word for pants, like when you’re wearing trousers and you’re cool.

I wore my kaffies to school and everyone stared.

Kaffies are the best kind of pants.

He said kaff and I thought he was talking about pants.

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A kaff is a girl who’s obsessed with a celebrity, thinks she’s the best, and can’t stand being the second best.

She’s a kaff because she only likes the main character of the show.

My friend is a kaff and she won’t talk to anyone else.

That girl is a kaff and she’s in love with the lead singer.

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A kaff is an old, confused Irish woman who talks to boys and doesn’t know anything about football but thinks she’s the best at everything.

That woman is a kaff, she talks to boys and hates football.

My aunt is a kaff, she yells at the TV and thinks she’s the best.

She’s a kaff and she’s still trying to be popular.

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