Kafer

My uncle drives a Kafer. It’s slower than my grandma’s walker.

I asked my friend if he knew what a Kafer was. He said, 'Is that like a Volkswagen? I thought it was a weird spelling of Volkswagon.'

I tried to park my Kafer. It took me 10 minutes and 3 swear words.

I said I was going to KFC. My friend said, 'Oh, you’re going to Kafer. That’s fancy.'

I called KFC 'Kafer' and got confused when the guy at the counter asked for my address.

My mom said, 'You can’t eat Kafer every day. That’s not healthy.' I said, 'It’s not healthy, but it’s delicious.'

Kafer is the reason I can’t sleep. He sends me memes at 2 AM.

I asked Kafer if he liked WWE. He said, 'I live for it. And I also live for memes that make me laugh and cry at the same time.'

Kafer is the reason I’m good at video games. He taught me everything.

Kafer said, 'Hello I am Kafer.' I said, 'Okay, cool. What’s your favorite color?' He said, 'It’s Kafer color.'

I walked in and Kafer said, 'Hello I am Kafer.' I said, 'I know. I’m tired of hearing it.'

Kafer says 'Hello I am Kafer' every time he sees me. It’s like a ritual.

Kafer said, 'I am kafer.' I said, 'Okay. Do you want a sandwich?' He said, 'I am kafer. That’s all you need to know.'

Kafer walked in and said, 'I am kafer.' I said, 'You’re also annoying.'

Kafer said, 'I am kafer.' I said, 'You’re also the reason I’m up at 1 AM.'

Kafer and I did a KFC run at 2 AM. It was glorious.

My friend said, 'I can’t sleep. Let’s do a KFC run.' I said, 'Yes. I’m going to eat until I die.'

Kafer said, 'Let’s do a KFC run.' I said, 'Yes. I’ll eat all the chicken.'

Kafer touched my friend’s hair and said, 'You look like a toy.'

Kafer said, 'I like e-girls more than I like my own mom.' I said, 'That’s not a normal thing to say.'

Kafer touched my friend’s face and said, 'You’re my favorite toy.'