Kafei

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Kafei is a dude from a video game who got stuck in a cursed town with his girlfriend Anju. He’s the main guy in a sidequest that’s way better than most people’s lives.
I’d rather play as Kafei than my mom’s ex.
Why is Kafei the only one who gets a happy ending?
Kafei’s life is better than mine. I know it.
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Kafei is a guy who got trapped in a creepy mask game with his girlfriend. You play as him, and it’s the only time you get to be the cool guy instead of Link.
Kafei’s life is way better than mine. I’m still stuck in school.
If I had a mask that made my life better, I’d wear it.
Kafei’s got a girlfriend. I’ve got a math test.
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Kafei is a video game character who got stuck in a town with his girlfriend. He’s the best sidequest ever and gets a wedding scene at the end. You don’t get that in real life.
Kafei gets a wedding. I get a math test.
I’d trade my life for Kafei’s any day.
Kafei’s got a happy ending. I’ve got a headache.
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