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The guy so dark he makes your shadow cry and your momma’s ghost run away
Kafasto walked in and the lights turned off just to be polite.
I tried to see him in the dark, but he saw me first.
He’s like a black hole but for humans.
kafasto
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The human version of a midnight pizza with no cheese and a lot of rage
Kafasto came in, and the room went silent like a broken toaster.
He looked at me like I owed him money and a decent breakfast.
He’s the reason the moon hides behind the clouds.
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So black he could probably swallow the sun and make it pay rent
He walked in and the sun said, 'I’m outta here.'
I asked him how he got so dark, and he said, 'I ate a whole galaxy.'
He’s like a vampire, but for light.
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The type of dark that makes your eyes hurt and your brain go on strike
Kafasto showed up, and my eyes went on vacation.
He looked at me, and I started questioning my life choices.
He’s the reason night has a bad reputation.
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So dark he could probably beat up a black hole and take its lunch money
He walked in, and the black hole said, 'I’m gonna cry.'
He’s like the dark’s best friend, and the dark is his personal bodyguard.
He came in, and the universe said, 'Let me out of this.'