Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

super duper wasted on ketamine, like you've been hit by a truck and then drowned in a pool of Ketamine

I took three hits of ketamine and now I'm a kaf, just screaming into the void

He's a kaf, he thinks the ceiling is a portal to another dimension

She's a kaf, she tried to eat a lamp and cried for 10 minutes

2

That level of funny that makes you want to kick someone's ass just because they're that hilarious

That meme was so kaf, I laughed so hard my dog died

Her joke was kaf, I had to leave the room and cry

He told a kaf joke and my friend fainted

3

A dumbass sandal from Hebrew, used to call someone a total idiot who probably wears sandals to a fancy dinner

He called me a kaf because I wore sandals to a party

She said I was a kaf for eating pizza with my hands

He's a kaf, he thinks a sandal is a shoe

4

When you either quit or died, like you just gave up or got hit by a bus

He kaffed after failing the test for the 10th time

She kaffed because her dog ate her homework

He kaffed when he saw his ex in the mall

5

A murder spree where you kill all the furries, like they're your worst nightmare come to life

I saw a kaf in the chat and immediately killed all the furries

He kafed and deleted every furry in the server

She kafed and turned the furry group into a meatball

6

A Filipino who's so sexually obsessed they're like a horny robot that won’t stop talking about BL

That kaf walked into the room and started talking about BL for 3 hours straight

She's a kaf, she texts her crush 50 times a day about BL

He's a kaf, he thinks BL is a religion

7

A furry lover who wears animal costumes and thinks they’re the king of the internet

He’s a furry, he wears a wolf costume to school every day

She’s a furry, she has 100 avatars on Discord

He’s a furry, he tried to propose to a fox in a chat