kaeyli

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Kaeyli is a hot woman who burps like a dragon and makes tea so good it could wake the dead. She’s smart as hell and can write award-winning texts in her sleep.

I burped so loud the neighbors thought my tea was on fire.

I wrote a text so good my mom cried.

My burp could heat up a whale if I wanted to.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Kaeyli is a smelly, anime-loving rat who hasn’t showered since the dinosaurs roamed the earth. She forces her best friend to be monokuma and dance like a lunatic.

I smelled like a gym sock and a dead fish.

I dressed up as a character and made my friend dance like a robot.

I called my little brother a sticky iPad kid and he cried.

by Slangipedia 1d ago