kaeyasusedcondom

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A person who's so obsessed with kaeya they named their whole life after him. Like a fanboy who thinks they're in love.
My ex is a kaeyasusedcondom. He followed me to the grocery store just to buy the same brand of chips I like.
I saw a kaeyasusedcondom wearing a shirt that said 'I died for kaeya' and I almost cried.
My mom is a kaeyasusedcondom. She texts me every day just to tell me about kaeya's latest drama.
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Someone who's so into kaeya they might as well be married to him. They probably wish they were him.
My cousin is a kaeyasusedcondom. He changed his Instagram name to 'kaeya_forever' and now he's getting messages from strangers.
At school, I sat next to a kaeyasusedcondom who drew kaeya on every single worksheet.
My neighbor is a kaeyasusedcondom. He yells 'kaeya is the best' at 3 a. m. every day.
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A person who loves kaeya so much they think they're better than everyone else because of it. They probably think you're a failure.
My brother is a kaeyasusedcondom. He told me I'm not cool because I don't know all of kaeya's songs.
I had a kaeyasusedcondom for a friend. He wouldn't talk to me unless I praised kaeya first.
At the mall, I saw a kaeyasusedcondom throw a fit because kaeya didn't like the same pizza as him.
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