kaeyas.only.lover

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A gay dude who’s so annoying you want to punch him in the face!
He texted me like 10 times a day just to ask if I was still alive.
He kept making jokes about my hair and my mom saw it.
He tried to sit next to me in math and I moved to the other side of the room.
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A guy who’s so sus he might as well be a detective in a mystery novel!
He asked me why I had 300 followers but only 2 friends.
He said I was ‘not sus enough’ and it hurt my feelings.
He DM’d me during lunch and I had to hide my phone under my desk.
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A faggot so sus he could’ve been the reason the internet crashed!
He told me my phone was ‘not sus enough’ and I had to delete 10 apps.
He asked my mom if she was sus too, and she got mad.
He showed up at my house to tell me my dog was sus.
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A guy who’s so sus he should get a medal for being annoying!
He came to my house with a list of questions about my life.
He tried to convince my little brother that I was ‘not sus enough’.
He sent me a 5-minute video just to say ‘hi’.
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A dude who’s so sus he could’ve been born in the 80s and still be sus!
He told me my music was ‘not sus enough’ and I had to change my playlist.
He tried to make my dog his best friend and it didn’t work.
He asked me if my math teacher was sus too.
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A fag who’s so sus he could’ve been the reason the school got a new principal!
He told the principal I was ‘not sus enough’ and I got in trouble.
He showed up to my math class with a list of questions for me.
He sent me a group message to my entire class just to say ‘hi’.
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