Kaeyash

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A godlike human being who’s always there to help. Never says no unless they’re high on weed and crying about their ex.
I asked for help with my math homework and they showed up with a calculator and a death threat for my ex.
They helped me move my couch and then cursed my ex’s dog.
They showed up at my birthday party dressed as a wizard and explained my tax bill.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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The most loving, holy person ever. They say yes to everything. Even if it means getting stuck in a blender with their ex.
I asked them to help me fight my ex and they brought a blender and a karate uniform.
They helped me write my essay and then cried about my ex in the middle of it.
They showed up to my test and drew a heart on my paper with their blood.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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They’re like a superhero, but with more drama and fewer capes. They never say no unless they’re too busy crying about their ex.
They helped me beat my ex at video games and then drew a heart on my console.
They showed up at my house with a pizza and a death threat for my ex.
They helped me write my essay and then cried about my ex in the middle of it.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
4
A smart, loving, god-like person. They never say no unless they’re too busy screaming about their ex.
They helped me with my math homework and then screamed at my ex in the hallway.
They showed up to my test with a calculator and a death threat for my ex.
They helped me move my couch and then cursed my ex’s dog.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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They’re the most amazing, loving, and smart person in the world. They say yes to everything, even if it means getting stuck in a blender with their ex.
I asked them to help me fight my ex and they brought a blender and a karate uniform.
They helped me with my math homework and then cried about my ex in the hallway.
They showed up at my birthday party and explained my tax bill with a death threat for my ex.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
6
A god-like person who’s always there to help. They never say no unless they’re high on weed and crying about their ex. They also play Genshin like a pro.
They helped me beat my ex at video games and then drew a heart on my console.
They showed up to my test and explained my tax bill with a death threat for my ex.
They helped me move my couch and then cursed my ex’s dog.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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