kaeyasfag

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Hot! Rad! Hilarious! Like you just got a free pizza and a standing ovation from a room full of angry pigeons.

You look like a hot dog with extra sauce and a PhD in chaos.

This joke was so funny, my neighbor called the police.

You’re the reason my mom started crying at the grocery store.

You’re so cool, you could freeze time and still have energy to make a TikTok.

You’re like a superhero who also does karate and wears socks with sandals.

You’re so cool, my dog started barking at you like you were a ghost.

You’re the reason my math teacher failed algebra.

You’re so funny, you could make a dead man laugh and then take his lunch money.

You’re like a clown who also knows calculus and has a pet dragon.

You made my cat laugh so hard, it fell out of the tree.

You’re the reason my dad started singing in the shower.