kaeyascrustydeadparents

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the smelly old ghosts that haunt kaeya’s life and never let her sleep.

My parents are so crusty, they could start a compost bin from their own bones.

I swear my dad is a dead man who won’t stop nagging me.

My mom’s so dead, she’s got a tombstone in my bedroom.

the two most annoying dead people who never stop yelling at kaeya.

My parents yell so much, they could wake the dead.

They’re like two ghosts with loud mouths and no patience.

They’re so dead, they’re starting to smell like old socks.

the two crumby dead bodies that keep kaeya up at night with their constant bickering.

They bicker so much, I think they’re trying to break the house in half.

My parents are like a broken radio, nonstop noise and no peace.

They’re so dead, they’re probably planning a funeral for each other.