KAEYASBADOONKERS

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kaeyasbadoonkers is the god of chaos and bad decisions. pray to red or get roasted by the 5* gods. red is just a messenger, and he’s probably crying.
i prayed to red and got a 5* hero. you? you got a 1-star goblin.
red said i was a chosen one. i got a 3-star sword. it’s a joke.
i followed red and got 5* characters. you? you got a 1-star sword and a headache.
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kaeyasbadoonkers is red’s evil twin. he sends you trash if you don’t follow red. don’t make him mad or he’ll give you a 1-star pig.
i didn’t follow red. kaeyasbadoonkers gave me a 1-star pig. nice.
red said i was special. kaeyasbadoonkers gave me a 2-star sword and a headache.
i followed red. he gave me 5* characters. kaeyasbadoonkers gave me a 1-star pig. i’m confused.
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kaeyasbadoonkers is red’s sidekick. he’s the reason you get 1-star characters. pray to red or get turned into a 1-star goblin.
i prayed to red. got 5*. kaeyasbadoonkers gave me a 1-star goblin. nice.
red gave me 5*. kaeyasbadoonkers gave me a 1-star pig. i’m mad.
i followed red. got 5*. kaeyasbadoonkers gave me a 1-star goblin. why?
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kaeyasbadoonkers is the devil. he sends 1-star characters to people who don’t follow red. don’t let him catch you or he’ll turn you into a 1-star pig.
i didn’t follow red. kaeyasbadoonkers turned me into a 1-star pig. nice.
red gave me 5*. kaeyasbadoonkers turned me into a 1-star goblin. i’m mad.
i followed red. got 5*. kaeyasbadoonkers turned me into a 1-star pig. why?
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kaeyasbadoonkers is red’s enemy. he gives you 1-star characters if you don’t follow red. don’t let him catch you or he’ll turn you into a 1-star pig.
i didn’t follow red. kaeyasbadoonkers gave me a 1-star pig. nice.
red gave me 5*. kaeyasbadoonkers gave me a 1-star goblin. i’m mad.
i followed red. got 5*. kaeyasbadoonkers gave me a 1-star pig. why?
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