kaeya's discord kitten

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so hot they should be on fire and selling tickets
I saw Kaeya's Discord Kitten and immediately had a heart attack
That kitten is hotter than my ex’s lies
I tried to message them, but my phone melted
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they glow like a nuclear reactor and it’s annoying
I can’t look at Kaeya’s Discord Kitten without getting a headache
That kitten is so bright I had to turn off my lights
They’re like a sun in my DMs
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so attractive they make your face feel sad
Kaeya’s Discord Kitten made me cry because I’m ugly
I tried to flirt and my message just got deleted
They’re like a beauty contest and I’m the audience
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