kaeya's dick size

Bro, Kaeya's dick is smaller than a raisin in a cookie monster's mouth

I bet Kaeya's dick could hide from a detective

That thing is so small, it probably doesn’t even know it’s a dick

Kaeya's dick is smaller than the dot on my i

That thing’s so small, it’s like a lost sock in a laundry pile

If Kaeya’s dick had a voice, it’d whisper, ‘I’m here’

Kaeya’s dick is like a disappearing act

That thing’s so small, it probably hides when it’s not looking

I swear, that dick is like a ninja hiding in a sock