kaeyanot

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she’s so hot everyone stares at her like she’s a juicy burger at a fry bar
my crush is her and my best friend’s crush is her and my dog’s crush is her
i saw my teacher whispering about her in the hallway
my mom said she’s gonna marry her and i don’t even know how that works
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she’s so pretty even the trash can has a crush on her
my crush is her and my crush is also her and my crush is still her
i saw my crush staring at her like a lovesick penguin
my crush said he’s gonna propose to her and i said he’s gonna propose to her and i’m gonna cry
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she’s so amazing everyone’s drooling over her like she’s a free pizza
my crush is her and my crush is also her and my crush is also her
i saw my crush try to sneak a kiss on her in math class
my crush said she’s the best and i said she’s the best and i’m the worst
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