kaeyana

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A girl so pretty she could make a monk lose his mind and start stealing bananas.

My ex was a kaeyana, now she's just a memory and a bruise.

That girl in math class is a kaeyana, I failed the test because I stared too long.

I saw a kaeyana at the grocery store, I dropped my milk and my dignity.

A girl so hot she could melt your brain and your mom’s lasagna at the same time.

That kaeyana in my history class made me forget the French Revolution.

My neighbor’s daughter is a kaeyana, I now have a crush and a debt.

I saw a kaeyana at the park, I forgot my dog and my pants.

A girl so good-looking she could make a grumpy old man laugh and cry in the same sentence.

My cousin’s a kaeyana, I now have a headache and a broken heart.

That kaeyana in my gym class made me do 50 push-ups and 100 heartbeats.

I saw a kaeyana in my cereal, I now eat it with my eyes closed.