kaeya kink

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a kaeya kink is when matti gets so annoying you want to punch him in the face and cry at the same time
i saw matti doing that thing again and i almost threw my phone at him
matti said something so dumb i had to leave the room and eat a whole bag of chips
matti tried to explain kaeya kink like it was easy and i wanted to scream
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a kaeya kink is when matti makes you feel like you’re the only one who gets it and everyone else is lost
matti said something weird and i felt like i was the only one who understood it
matti explained kaeya kink in a way that sounded like a secret language
i asked matti what he meant and he just stared at me like i was stupid
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a kaeya kink is when matti turns a simple idea into a full-blown disaster
matti made kaeya kink sound like it was going to end the world
i tried to help matti and it just got worse
matti turned a normal day into a total mess because of kaeya kink
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