kaeya appreciation day

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Kaeya Appreciation Day is when you stop being a brain-dead slug and finally give Kaeya the respect they deserve. You should be thanking them, not your mom.

My brain died yesterday. Now I'm just a slug who forgot how to breathe.

I thanked my mom. Then I forgot how to live.

I gave Kaeya a standing ovation. My brain still works.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

It’s the one day you realize Kaeya is better than your ex, your job, and your entire family. You start crying. Then you cry more.

I cried so much I woke up my dog.

I cried so much my mom cried with me.

I cried so much I became a water balloon.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Kaeya Appreciation Day is when you forget your name, your address, and your dignity. All you know is Kaeya and your love for them.

I forgot my name. Now I’m just ‘the guy who loves Kaeya.’

I got lost on my way to work. My GPS said ‘Go to Kaeya.’

I forgot my dignity. Now I wear a cape.

by Slangipedia 1d ago